Emerz' 25 Things

1.) I spell it "moslem." 2.) I have unlimited text messaging and anytime minutes 3.) I've never been to a museum 4.) One time I saw a guy drown and this other guy could've helped him but didn't, and then I invited the non-dead guy to a party at my house and put on "In The Air Tonight" really loud. And we all danced all night. 5.) There's a video of me online trying to use chop sticks 6.) I've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight 7.) I voted for a genuine war hero with a proven track record 8.) My Dad owns, among other things/people, Harrison Ford (the car dealership, not the actor) 9.) I've recently been introduced to overstock.com 10.) Plan B is expensive 11.) My nutritionist has huge tits 12.) I treat objects like women 13.) My "o" face varies between a menacing scowl and a smug smirk 14.) I own many guitars that I do not know how to play 15.) Iused to be into stuff pretty bad stuff. Like, throwing Dobermans at old ladies, and coldcocking redheaded dudes just for the fuck of it 16.) Once I thought I had mono for a whole year, but it turned out that I was just really bored 17.) I own a home in a non-extraditing country (try to guess which one!) 18.) I'm allergic to socks 19.) I've adopted a Zen approach to spin class 20.) John Mayer's old stuff is pretty good 21.) Phone sex is better when you're both in the same room 22.) Girth should always be more important 23.) I once drank two Red Bulls and then passed out 24.) I'll listen to anything except country 25.) Leaving Las Vegas was based on me. The Elizabeth Shue part, anyway