Saturday, April 11, 2009

Lunch With Emerz

On the way to Subway I call Emerz. "30 Rock stole your Pelican Brief joke," he says. "Of course, theirs was better." Yeah yeah. "It doesn't matter either way," says Emerz. "I'm onto The Rainmaker."
"Where are you now?" I ask.
"On the way home from Subway," says Emerz.
We have a friend, an econ major. Well, we know lots of people with lots of interests, but he does something with it. Well, still does something with it. He says Subway has changed the lunch game forever, changed the way America eats lunch. I asked Roy (short for something long) the same question I ask everybody: How much longer? But unlike everybody else, he has an answer. A week and a half.
"No such thing as a free lunch," says Emerz.

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