Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Game, Set, Match to Stifler

So, all that's left to decide is who gets LeeLee and who gets Helen Hunt? I'm going to say...Stifler goes with LeeLee, because he's always throwing stones at Glass Houses, and Roddick plunks down with Helen, because, for an American tennis player, that might be as good as it gets. Or maybe he's mad about her. Or...maybe he's simply playing it forward, hoping a good deed will net him (intended), I don't know, Khloe Kardashian, or Jessica Simpson's old assistant, good ole what's-her-name (he does resemble a badly burned Kevin Spacey).

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