From Emerz, For My Consideration

Emerz always called Serena sloppy, hastily thrown together. He prefers the cold calculation of Blair, and after all, he reminds me, she was the one masturbating all season (busted by the housekeeper. High school!). How Serena (Jenny?) of her. How like Blair to appropriate their best qualities and make them her own. And now this (I mean, she is kind of a spy): And then this: That's so Emerz, except he makes the Bad Girls Go Worse.