It's the start of the summer, Memorial Day weekend, although the DJ on 105.5, the Sound of the Long Island Sound, reminds us all that summer doesn't officially begin until the "equinox."
The weather is here, we wish we were beautiful. We play a quick round of croquet and then make a break for the den and the True Life marathon playing all weekend. We watch the sad plight of Frankie, who suffers from a panic disorder and therefore cannot cross the bridge from Staten Island to the freedom and beauty of New Jersey. We watch Jayden James cry after losing the AVN Best New Starlet award. We watch lives unfold: dreams dissipate, diseases are discovered, addictions are acknowledged. It's like beginners Intervention. We're waiting for True Life: I'm Pregnant. Actually, we're waiting for True Life: Losing The Baby Weight. After all, having the baby is easy, you just give it to your Mom. But who do you give the baby weight to?
2 comments:
who do you give the regular weight to?
Freelancers, usually
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