Grosse Pointe Blank Check

From the Tough To Gather Sympathy Department (see also, Schadenfreude):

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/10/fashion/10michigan.html?ref=fashion

"Where the e’s are silent but still do all the work..." Gross.

And, to pass the long hours of unemployment and social freefall:

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/grosse.htm