Emerz on Bush

"I've been thinking a lot about Bush," says Emerz. "Transitions," I say. "You're a clean, articulate guy, Emerz," I say. "This must be an exciting time for you." And Emerz is surprisingly political, or at least he was up until someone mistook him for Gov. Bill Richardson at a fundraiser. Fucking liberals, says Emerz ever since. "Sophia Bush," he says. "And Lauren Bush to a lesser extent. Sophia Bush, hello? House of Wax, The Hitcher? Doe-eyed brunette?" I look into Emerz' dough eyes. "Ex-fiance of Chad Michael Murray," I say. "That's the one," says Emerz.