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My friend Emerz has cable. This is what he tells me.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

A Miscommunication Between Me and Emerz

"You know my favorite part of Boys Don't Cry?" asks Emerz.
"What's that," I say.
"When Hilary Swank finally gets what she deserves," says Emerz. I cringe hard, remembering the bleak prairie twilight, the savage violations, the twisted, forced gender reassignment.
"Ugh," I say.
"What?" says Emerz. "I mean the Oscar! The Oscar!"
Posted by mikemcgrath4ever at 4:24 PM
Labels: Boys Don't Cry

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