Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs for Emerz

"Well, Emerz, " I said, "it looks like your new building isn't quite as exclusive as you thought. The doorman just waved me right in." "That's because he knows you," said Emerz. "Oh, really" I said. "A fan of myfriendsgotcable?" "No," said Emerz. "He lives in your building."